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Cheri Oteri

Cheryl Ann Oteri is an American actress and comedian. A nominee of a Primetime Emmy Award, Oteri is known for her work on the sketch-comedy show Saturday Night Live, on which she was a regular cast member from 1995 to 2000.

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When I go to parties, there's a moment when I think, 'I really don't belong here.'
I grew up pretty much entertaining myself. So I know what its like to be in a room by myself and having fun with something.
When the other girls had given up their Barbies, I was still playing with mine in secret. β€” Β© Cheri Oteri
When the other girls had given up their Barbies, I was still playing with mine in secret.
My sister really drooled a lot when she was younger. For her wedding, I was going to get her one of those lace drool cups that go around the ears.
My sister could fall asleep at the drop of a hat. She would fall asleep on the train. Me, I never slept. Still. I have a hard time sleeping. But I used to admire her ability to wake up late.
The funny thing is, I was never purposely blonde. I just got highlights, and then you get highlights over highlights, and then it looks like you're blonde.
The makeup person said oh my God what happened to you? I looked like I was in a car accident.
Chris [Kattan] and Will [Ferrell] and I all went out – I don’t want to say where, because it’s a famous restaurant and it’s Italian-owned and I don’t want any trouble. But I ended up throwing up all night from food poisoning. All the blood vessels in my eyes were broken, and the blood vessels in my face. I did not sleep. I walked into the audition and the makeup person said, β€˜Oh my God, what happened to you?’ I looked like I was in a car accident.
When a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humor, he means one who will laugh at everything he says while her breasts jiggle.
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